I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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