Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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