How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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