I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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