I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Girls should come with a carfax report
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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