you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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