he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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