just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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