Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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