I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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