I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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