i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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