Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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