I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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