Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Randomize
