the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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