The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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