i just wanna soil my oats bro
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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