looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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