i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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