Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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