I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
