That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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