Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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