im having a threesome with these popsicles
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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