I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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