look no pants
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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