Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
