Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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