Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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