No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Jerry, you need to find god
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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