My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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