If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
