After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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