oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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