so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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