Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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