I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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