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I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I made him laugh his dick is mine
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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