No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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