if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
