Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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