I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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