Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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