the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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