And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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