fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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