I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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