Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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