i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
be right there i have to get my cape
i think my cat just said my name.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
