Your tits are I can't wait for
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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