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(843): View more from South Carolina

This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.

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(850): View more from Florida

he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.

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(618): View more from Illinois

you should give me head with plastic fangs in

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.

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(816): View more from Missouri

My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.

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