I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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