is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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